There are some things in life you just
don't know you desperately need even though they are looking you
square in the face. For me, a watering system was one of those kind
of things. It is sort of odd that although I knew spending an hour
and a half watering my garden was an excessive use of time better
spent on other things and although I knew such things as watering
systems existed, I never considered that I could have such a thing in
my life. “No, that's okay, keep your delicious steaks. I will
just be contented with my runny gruel.”
I guess in part I
thought that installing a watering system would be both difficult in
application and expensive. That is true in many situations. It can
be extremely expensive if you have someone else install a system. It
can also be expensive depending on the type of system you choose.
However, an inexpensive and relatively easy to install system can be
created for almost any gardening situation.
When I became
convinced that I could no longer live without some sort of automated
way to water my garden I began to research my options. My husband
was a big proponent of getting water to where we needed it without
using garden hoses. He and gardening hoses do not get along. Not
only does he dislike the way they are either always in the way or
alternately hard to reach, the hoses seem to have it out for him as
well. They like to trip him up. They like to slide into a patch of
puppy poo so he gets and inelegant surprise when coiling the hose.
They like to kink and twist and grab hold of various rocks or
projections along pathways in order to make him backtrack when trying
to move them from one place to another.
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| They only look like this when you first bring them home... |
And this just
brushes the surface of what manner of evil garden hoses can create
when you consider the sprayer nozzle. Every year we in desperation
purchase yet another sprayer nozzle hoping for just one thing –
that the blasted thing will spray outward versus what always happens
which is they dribble water down your wrist. Incontinent spray
nozzles are one of the banes of my existence. It isn't just that
having water dribble down your wrist is such a horrible thing in
itself, but rather this makes it nearly impossible to be wearing
gloves while you water. If I water the plants my glove will get
soppy which makes it rather useless as a glove. So there I would be
with my glove/sponge which makes my hand filthy which pretty much
defeats one of the main reasons I wear the glove. What is that you
say? I could take the glove off. Well yes, and that is what I do,
but as I have mentioned in another post, I am a mosquito magnet.
Nothing quite pisses me off as much as having mosquito bites on my
hands and wrists. To get past the mosquitoes I try to move quickly
and wave my hands around as much as possible which I am sure makes me
look like some sort of deranged puppet dancing to invisible strings,
and much more importantly makes it very difficult to provide water
strategically. The whole benefit of hand watering is that you
provide water specifically to each plant instead of to a large
surrounding area.
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| The dribbler... |
Before the drought
days in our garden we would water the entire garden with a
oscillating sprinkler. This is a great thing if you are not trying
to conserve water. Your plants love it, the neighborhood birds love
it and so do the weeds. It is like you are creating rain whenever
you want to. This unfortunately is the least effective and most
costly way to water your garden. It also involves dealing with
oscillating sprinklers which are near cousins of spray nozzles. Now
an oscillating sprinkler does not dribble water down your arm – oh
no, it wouldn't stoop to that. Not when it can blast your entire
body as you rush out trying to time its spray just so you can modify
its oscillations. These type of fan sprinklers also like to flop
over so they will be pointing directly into the ground and sort of
drilling the water into the earth. When you rush out to upright them
chances are you will end up with an exhilarating blast of water up
your nose. Ah how I miss the oscillating sprinkler days.
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| They look so peaceful when they are sleeping... |
Now considering the
following: 1) garden hoses that need to be replaced every couple of
years or so; 2) spray nozzles that need to be replaced every year
(sometimes they take an unfortunate header into a rock or hammer); 3)
oscillating sprinklers which have to be replaced every year because
the break when you trip over them or hit them with the mower because
they were buried in the tall grass; 4) a large water bill because you
are using more water than you need due to over-spray and evaporation;
The conclusion we reached was that minus these expenses we could
well afford a reasonable automatic watering system.
My husband had
already brought water to the entire perimeter of our yard via pvc
pipe in order to allow us easier access to water spigots and allow
for shorter lengths of water hose to reach the entire yard. Our
first idea was to simply put in several upright risers with sprinkler
heads attached to them. We found the sprinkler heads very affordable
at the big box hardware/lumber store at around $2.50 each. We also
found this thing called a sprinkler head converter that would allow
us to change the system to a drip irrigation system. The isle the
sprinkler heads were on was filled with various gadgets for sprinkler
systems and drip irrigation. Bin after bin of little things that
served various purposes, all of which became overwhelming.
We left the big box
with a couple of things and set home with a basic idea in mind. We
would put two sprinkler heads into each of the ceder fence beds. One
head would be at the south end and one head at the north end. The
sprinklers were adjustable so they would not exceed the 3 foot width
and between the two of them we would have full coverage. Excited
with our plan we began to put it into effect. One of our goals was
to make this system as attractive as possible, so we endeavored to
bury the pvc pipe. No worries here. I just dug a trench along the
long edge of one bed and then inward from the north and south ends of
the bed to their center. The idea was to run a common pipe between
two beds which would branch to each bed at the north and south ends.
This way we would have a system master control for every two beds.
The problem was placing the pipe at the north and south ends. Having
already established beds with wooden walls, it was hard to get the
lengths of pvc under the bed walls. We managed and would have
attached everything but we were chased out of the garden by several
days of hard rain (yes, I did consider it ironic that rain was
stalling our endeavors to bring water to our garden).
During our rain
delay I perused the internet and became more interested in drip
irrigation systems. This method was the gold standard of water
systems. First of all, this type of watering does not get the leaves
of plants wet. Wet leaves is one of the key reasons some of our
plants wither and die due to opportunistic molds, fungus and mildew.
It is bad enough we have nearly 80% humidity most of the year. The
last thing those plants need is further wetting. The second
wonderful thing about this type of watering system is that it is
hidden. No risers or sprinkler heads visible and lush non mildewy
plants? Sign me up! The third and most wonderful thing about drip
irrigation systems is that they are nearly impervious to water loss
through evaporation and you can specifically water an area by the way
you align the drip lines.
Of course all this
wonderfulness about drip irrigation systems was hampered by the fact
they are expensive on the magnitude of about $20 extra per bed. With
over a dozen beds we wanted them for the price was prohibitive. It
turns out you can't just put in a drip line hooked to your regular
water line - oh no – you have to have a filter to keep all the
crud out of the little drip lines so they don't clog. You have to
have a water pressure reducer to bring your water pressure down to
the delicate level of those drip lines so they don't explode – and
you must have a return preventer so the lowered water pressure does
not backwash nasty things into the water for your house. It is
probably one of the most OCD type of watering systems there could be.
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| Just imagine dollar signs above each of the descriptions... |
My husband rescued
us from our dilemma by proposing we could use regular soaker hoses.
Now the difference between a soaker hose and a drip irrigation system
is one of size of hose mostly. A drip irrigation system is tiny
little lines, sort of like a Barbie funhouse sort of thing. Soaker
hoses are 5/8 inch regular garden hoses except they are porous.
Hooking them up would be as complicated as hooking up a garden hose –
no need for a fancy emitter. I was not entirely convinced we would
not need some sort of pressure regulator to reduce the pressure in
the lines. I kept reading reports of people getting busted soaker
hoses because the pressure was too high. Mostly I was reading these
reports from places that wanted to sell me pressure regulators. Then
bless the internet and humanities willingness to share, I ran across
a gardening forum where someone said, “Just turn the spigot on a
quarter turn to keep the pressure low enough for the soaker hose.”
Tada! Pressure problem solved.
We went back to the
big box store with renewed purpose. Now our goal was to have a
single spigot for each garden bed upon which we would attach a 25
foot soaker hose. The hose would be more than enough to wind through
the 3 ft by 6 ft bed and give every plant and every configuration of
plants a water supply. We gathered together our needed things:
spigots called hose
bibbs for each bed,
spigots called
garden valves for high risers every three beds,
½ inch pvc pipe
(it comes in 10 foot lengths),
smooth slip T heads
for each spigot riser,
90 degree elbows
with one end smooth and the other a female threaded end to attach the
spigots to the riser (every three beds we had a high riser leading to
a regular garden valve. We decided to use that riser for the hose
bibb as well and this required a T head with two ends smooth and the
third end a female thread),
connectors to
attach the long lengths of pipe,
and pvc cement to
put it all together.
Here is our basic
plan:
The PVC pipe coming from the left brings the water supply. The pipe is
cut and a T-head is inserted allowing for a short riser of cut PVC to
be inserted. The riser is topped by a threaded 90 degree elbow which
allows a Hose bibb to be attached. This will be turned to face into the
garden bed. The PVC pipe continues to the next bed where this scenario
is again repeated. At the third bed, a short riser is topped with a
threaded T-head, the threads allowing a Hose bibb to be attached. Above
this is another short piece of PVC which is topped with a threaded end
cap and a Garden valve is attached. This allows us to use a garden hose
without disconnecting the soaker hose system. Below is a graphic
showing the various configurations of the soaker hose.
An actual photo of the system shows how the short risers and hose bibbs are angled into the garden bed:
The whole system runs the back of our garden beds and so far we have
brought the system into 10 of our beds. The four remaining systems will
be added when I finally have enough energy to create the four remaining
beds.
The PVC pipe is continued to the back of the property and turns the
corner continuing to another couple of tall risers with garden valves
which we use in the back compost area and the center garden beds. I am
really upbeat and excited about what we have accomplished. It did not
take us very long to get this far with it and once we can verify the
pipes are not leaking we will bury the PVC and create a smooth walkway
in the back of the garden.
Probably one of the reasons I am the happiest right now is because we
have yet to turn on the water to the thing. I find I am the most
content with my virtual reality. Once we add the actual water I may be
posting how awful it all is, but for now I am ridiculously happy.
Better living through ignorance.
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